soooo. i was thinking. we should really rewatch some disney movies. see i was reading this article...

• a scene in The Little Mermaid where the priest has an erection
• in the little mermaid: watch carefully at the beginning when King Triton swoops down over the crowd. After he passes across the screen, below him and to his left Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy can be seen sitting in the crowd.
• in aladdin: in a scene where Aladdin is attempting to woo Jasmine and Rajah the tiger is accosting him, Aladin is heard saying, "Good teenagers take off their clothes."
• The Lion King: The word SEX is supposedly formed in the clouds above Simba's head after he watches his father die.

these are just some examples. so you know, i was thinking... seeing as i certainly havent seen disney movies in quite some time... maybe we should rewatch them some time and see if any of this is actually true. will totally laugh my arse off if there is serious adult humour in the movies i loved as a kid.

ps, i managed to hack into my neighbours internet. hurray for me.

EDIT

and i just found this and thought you guys might be interested...
this is the original cover for The Little Mermaid

if you look closely inside the red circle (zoomed in to the right) there is a rather ummm... -blushes- interestingly shaped object right in the middle of the castle.

this is actually hilarious.

I remember her when she was sweet and innocent. back when both of us had OCD and used to spend out lunch times cleaning our trays and sneaking into the classroom to get skipping ropes without getting caught.

And yet tonight i'm with her, she keeping me away from Princess cos she hates her (sorry babe, but you know... lucky you? lol), dancing, her telling not only me, but also anyone else who will listen that she's busy juggling eight guys and that she's going to get laid before her next birthday.

to be fair, she does have five on the go, an ex chasing her and two others supposedly chasing her.

her life is... well crazy. she's gone from being sweet and innocent to.. well to be frank, a bit of a skank. we're dancing and she says things like 'i should have worn more slutty clothes' and 'ohh that guy is hot... i want to hook up with someone while im here.'

she complained that i wouldnt let her take her shirt off. and im like... how often do you dance shirtless...? :S

she was telling me about all her various hook ups. and how her best friend was practising undoing bras on her and decided to grope her. and how she was at the beach with another guy and how he undid her bikini and felt her up on the beach.

about one of the guys shes sort of dating who wants to hook up with her, grope her and finger her in front of his friends.

she made me help her decide which guys she's going to convince to have sex with her. she told me about all of her drunken parties...

she told me about the internet guys and her exes.

and my god...

im sorta scared... :S

in other news, i miss him :(
-20 days-

I swear to God, today was the best most bludgiest day i've had in quite a while. Yeah, youre all thinking 'you were at school... how is that possible?'

but seriously right.

We had extended home group which consisted of eating chips out in the sun whilst pretending to study for psych so that we had an excuse if any teachers decided to yell at us which of course none did cos me and Princess are like star students who could -never- do anything wrong. of course not. *shifty eyes*

Then we had double supervised study, during which Princess and I went to the library and read Wuthering Heights. (We're both reading it at the same time lol).

And then recess. Which I don't even remember except that i sat out in the sun and it was warm and i wished i'd worn a t-shirt. (no i was not half naked... i just wasnt wearing a t-shirt under my jumper lol). I think i talked to evil witch(who happens to be one of my best friends whom i love not an actual bitch lol) and Queen Bee... maybe...? oh yeah, we were talking about saving Lisa from Queen-Abs. lol.

Anywho, then I had double biology in which Lorna, Mark and I finished two work sheets in like five minutes, went to the library and spent about ten minutes briefly researching the acvhievments of seven biologists, and then convinced our relief teacher to let us sit outside and play hang man on lorna's iPhone for the rest of the double.

Then Lunch... I dont even remember. Ancient Studies we sat and listened whilst Clark informed us of the multiple times he's almost been killed whilst travelling (this included 2 incidents with machine guns being heald to his head, another incident with a 9millimetre pistol, and yet another where he was almost killed in a 'mafia warfare' knife fight). Supposedly the penalty for playing cards on a train in certain parts of vietnam is death. have fun with that.

Anyway, Princess and I spent English talking and laughing and reading the oh so hilarious gifts given to us by mr Akele this morning. which was quite hilarious. According to this book, things like cuddling, kissing and massages are sex. Hmm... I guess we all lost our virginity the first time our mummys cuddled us after we were born. just a little disturbing fact for you to think about.

Anywho, then xs tonight which was chill, cept now i have a headache. But The K-Man enjoyed himself so thanks everyone for making him welcome lol.