Dear Last Ever First Day Back,

You were rather anticlimatic. All we heard all day was that we need to study and work hard and push ourselves and be good role models and reach our full potention rahrahrah. This of of course leads to me stressing myself out even more than I already was. That is at least until I got home and realised I don't even have any homework...

I guess it wasn't too bad.
Kthxbai

Dear Strepsils,

You soothe my throat with your Honey and Lemon-ey goodness. I think it's love. ♥

Kthxbai

Dear Queen Bitch-face,

I know you're in some weird funk at the moment and its making you hate everyone. But it would be really nice if you tried smiling and saying nothing instead of emotional abuse.

Kthxbai

Dear School,

I know it's weird. But I'm actually kinda looking forward to spending 5 days a week in you over about 32 weeks in the coming months (Jeez Leish, can't just say 'spending time in you' or something easier like that?). I mean, ask me in a week or two when the work has really started and I''m completely weighed down with assignments, and I may not necessarily agree with myself. In fact I'll probably plea temporary insanity........

Kthxbai

Dear Charming,

I know youre probably sick of me saying this... But I'm actually really kinda... Idk, annoyed? Weirded out? idk which... That my dad doesnt even know your fucking NAME! I mean, gosh.

How retarded.

I miss you :( even though I only just saw you yesterday... But still... :(

kthxbai xx

Dear Lady GaGa,

What exactly is a Disco Stick?

That is all.

Dear Bratty Little Children,

The term is 'Rewind' not 'Fast-Backwards'.

Kthxbai

Dear whats-your-face,

You're pissing me off. Like seriously. There were points today where I could have screamed at you. I really don't like being taken for granted by people. So you know... If you want to be my friend, can you be my friend all the time and not just when there's no one else? Yeh? Cos if not that's fine. Just... Don't pretend to like me and bitch behind my back. Cos I really do not have the patience to deal with back-stabbing and bitching this year. So if that's the way you're going to behave then you can stay away from me.

Kthxbai

Dear Gitterbell,

Looking at some of your pics is reminding me of how much fun some of this holidays has been. It's flown by so fast. Let's make this year a good year too, mmk??

Kthxbai

Dear Bitch,

You made me break my promise not to bitch :\

Cut it out mmk?

Kthxbai

Okay lovey. here goes.

top five phrases that make me want to crawl into my bed and NEVER come out.

5. in the words of mr clark 'and the blood was just gushing out...'
4. 'about what you said...'
3. 'i need to talk to you/we need to talk'
2. 'you'll hardly feel a thing...'
1. 'i guess i won't see you again until...'

happy? :D
-32 days-

Dear Spike,

i've never had to knock on wood but i know someone who has, which makes me wonder if i could. I've never had to knock on wood and i'm glad i haven't yet, because i'm sure it isn't good. That's the impression that I get.

:P i'd sing higher for you but i think i'd break some windows.

Love Leish

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Dear Year 12s,

I signed Kate's t-shirt today. and left her a little good luck note. and it made me sad. i hadn't realised how much i'm actually going to miss this year's year twelves :( also, to the three random year twelves who came and wished us luck for next year, good luck to you too. good luck to you all. you'll be great.

Love Leisha

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Dear Evil Witch,

you have a blog now! yay! and im your first and only follower! thats exciting and not at the same time. people should follow her blog. www.sanctuary-windshadows.blogspot.com she is cool. yay. especiallly her latest post. i laughed so hard i almost fell off my chair.

i love youuuuu

♥ Leish

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Dear brain,

i had a whole list of things/people i had to write letters to in you and you lost it. bitch! give me back my list :(

♥ me

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Dear VacSwim,

Why yes, as a matter of fact, my child/children did enjoy the VacSwim program in previous years. Of course they did.... No, they will not be coming back this year. Or next year. Or the year after that. You know what? Maybe you could send me another letter oh... i dont know... after they're born?

Sorry for the inconvenience. I'm afraid i just can't concieve and give birth and make my children old enough to attend VacSwim before January.

Leisha.

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Dear headache,

Please go away before i make you go away. i'm sorry, i know you would like to stick around and cause me pain... but i'm not really in the mood for it right now. i'd say try me later, but i highly doubt that i'll be in the mood later either. I have a packet of panadol and a packet of nurofen in my bag, and i'm not afraid to use it.

Be scared, Leisha.

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Dear back/neck,

See above.

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Dear Coffee,

I drank you this morning. And now I want to drink you again. Please?

I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss much.

Leisha.

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Dear money,

you got paid to me yesterday, i would reeeeeeally appreciate you showing up in my account before 5.30 tomorrow night. That would be great.

Thanks, Leish.

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Dear Glitta,

Hope you don't mind. i photo spammed your camera. :D you know you love me. use any on my 21st and i kill you

love love love love love,
Leish.

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Dear Princess,

Come back. We miss youuuuuuuuu. i'm in supervised right now without you, and im helping ben write a blog to attract more followers. tis funny. you should read it. it will make you laugh. haha.

i love choo ♥

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Dear Charming.

I don't know what to say. I love you. I miss you.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Leish...

-30 days-